yesterday Holian got his truck covered in balongne. He was spazzin like a two year old lol... it was f'n halarious

so this chick walks into a bar with Kris and dylan beside her. The bartender looks at the chick then at kris and dylan and says "miss you cant bring your dogs in here.

wow i am soo bored in this math class im learning about some stuff but i dont know cause im almost sleeping lol but its all good cause class is almost over so i am gonna have to go soon to a fun class called band yay jk jk it is also a boring class lol but o well i cant do anything about that lol

once upon atime there was a young boy.this young boys name was Dylan. Dylan spent his whole life wanting to be a fire fighter but when he grew up that was the last thing on his mind. He spent allhis time looking at all te hott chicks. finally when he graduated he couldnt be a fire fighter because he didnt spend enough time trying to get where he wanted to go.

Moral: DONT WASTE YOUR LIFE. although chicks arent bad to look at

Umpaloompa's

how many umploompa's does it take to make one chocolate bar?




A: 10,000,009 because each umpaloompa is responsible for every chocolate bar ever mede thats why wonmka bars are soooo delicious.